“I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime – preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one… but if u cheat on me I will crush you!

Also I like meet nice men, as friend – no sexytime.”

(myspace.com/borat)